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Faux-faux...

Say "Extra Cheese!," 'cause its all about that Limburger, dawg

Pass the skate medicine, please
take a picture, it lasts longer, bitch
"Yay! That's great!"
Skinny's robotic squadron
Comply!
16 tracks, 32 voices, attack!
Sensitive Skinny
Buy this painting, damnit!
Ain't that cute?

'Rainbow, sunshine...'
take a picture, it lasts longer!
"What are you lookin' at?"

It ain't easy bein' Skinny
Don't quit your day job
"Thank you for calling 1-666-Skin an Bönes, how may we hurt you?"

5,6...5,6,7,8...
Kill your computer, man
...Get a haircut ya fuckin' hippy!

"Nice suit."
"But I have PEOPLE skills."
"Thanks. Nice party. Wanna buy a painting? I'll give you a CD--free."

'...Situation para-abnormal...'
Curses, foiled again!
"Dude, I AM an evil wizard."

'Raise a toast, drain the bottle...'
still lifeless after all these years
A lil' sometin' for everyone.

'...early dawn encroaches, carnivorous...'
Take two asprin, an' call me delicious
Ever feel like this after listening to Skin an Bönes?

'...myriads of numbaless facets, facets...'
"I think this could be a good look for me."
...or perhaps you feel like THIS after listening to Skin an Bönes.

Fuck! I don't want any fuckin' 'content here,' butt this stupid fuckin' cheap-ass free lame fuckin' webpage design server won't fuckin' let me fuckin' leave it fuckin' blank, reinforcing my fuckin' theory that all fuckin' software fuckin' developers are fuckin' troglodytes. Fuck.

Got that faux-faux of one of life's Skinny moments? Contact us to see it here, 'cause it's on like that.