Hello, boys an' girls. Who is Skin an' Bönes? Who they be? This is the story of who they be.

Skin an' Bönes was born in Fullerton, California. California? California!

Do not worry, because you know he got mad peeps an' fams from around that Oregon way. Oregon? Oregon!

When Skin an' Bönes was still just a fetus, his parents lived in Anaheim. Anaheim? Anaheim!

Butt when it was time to unleash Skin an' Bönes on the world, they had to drive to the hospital in Fullerton. Fullerton? Fullerton!

"Drive, Poppa, drive," said Skin an Bönes, even though Skin an' Bönes could not yet slang rap.

Butt when they got to the hospital an' it was time for Skin an' Bönes to pop out, guess what? Skin an' Bönes did not pop out. He was too warm an' too comfy inside.

"Butt I do not want to play outside. Outside is cold an' harsh. Inside is warm an' comfy. I want to stay inside," said Skin an' Bönes.

"No," said the doctor, "You need fresh air. You must play outside. Plus, I am playing golf in half an hour. I will cut you out with my knife."

"'Ite den, bet," said Skin an' Bönes, "Cut her, doctor, cut her!"

And so they cut open Skinny's Momma an' reached into her stomach an' pulled out a bouncing baby skinny white boy rapping punk rocker. Bounce, Skinny, bounce!

"Ha, Ha," said Skin an Bönes, "We cut you. Ha, Ha!"

Butt soon the doctor cut Skin an' Bönes, too.

"Hey! I was playing with that!," said Skin an Bönes, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Play with that, Skin an' Bönes. Play with that!

So, at a little bit past 9 p.m. on November 11^th, 1968--Veteran's Day--Skin an' Bönes was unleashed on this cruel, cruel world.

In the words of William Shakespeare, "'Tis now the very witching time of night, when church yards yawn, and hell itself breeds contagion into the world."

Tell them William, tell them!